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Christian.Collberg@dna.lth.se
Department of Computer Science, Lund University, BOX 118, S-221 00 LUND, Sweden
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Christian Collberg | Email: c_collberg@cs.auckland.ac.nz
Computer Science Dept | Fax: +64-9-373-7453
University of Auckland | Phone: +64-9-373-7599 x 6137
Private Bag 92019, | WWW: http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~collberg/
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"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time
to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde
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Christian Collberg | Fugu wa kuitashi,
www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~collberg/ | imochi wa oshishi
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Christian Collberg | "Success hasn't gone to my head. I've
http://www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg | always been a pain in the ass."
University of Arizona | -- Fran Lebowitz
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Christian Collberg | "I don't have low self-esteem. I have
http://www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg | low esteem for everyone else."
University of Arizona | -- Daria Morgendorffer
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Christian Collberg | "Life sucks no matter what, so don't
www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg | be fooled by location changes."
University of Arizona | -- Daria Morgendorffer
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Christian Collberg | "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm
www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg | smart enough to handle the job is
University of Arizona | underestimating." -- George W. Bush
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Christian Collberg | "In any sufficiently large group of
www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg | people, most are idiots."
University of Arizona | -- Kaa's Law
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Christian Collberg | "The American people are like
www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg | Indians ruled by Swedes."
University of Arizona | -- Pat Robertson
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Christian Collberg University of Arizona
collberg@cs.arizona.edu www.cs.arizona.edu/~collberg
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"The trouble is most of the problems left that are worth solving
that are important have one thing in common: It's that they're really
hard to solve. So we spend our time working on those." -- Dean Kamen
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Christian Collberg University of Arizona
christian@collberg.com www.collberg.com
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"Christian Colberg exhibited a dynamic temperamental flair, and
sparks from his fiery playing agitated the atmosphere and audience
response." -- Orpheus Magazine, Berlin
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Christian Collberg University of Arizona
christian@collberg.com www.collberg.com
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"We'd like to overnight this goat to Afghanistan" -- Stan Marsh
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Christian Collberg University of Arizona
christian@collberg.com www.collberg.com
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"Suppose that you have just finished typing a paper. If I gave you
$1000, would you tear the paper up and forget it? If you hesitate,
your paper is lost - do not publish it." John Conway
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Christian Collberg University of Arizona
christian@collberg.com www.collberg.com
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"My opinion of the world at large isn't high enough for me really to
be interested in what they have to say." -- Stephen Wolfram
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Christian Collberg | (__) |
christian@collberg.com | (oo) |
www.collberg.com | /-------\/ | Rene
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University of Arizona | ~~ ~~ |
Computer Science | Ceci N'est Pas Une Cow |
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Christian Collberg | "It's wondrous, with treasures to
christian@collberg.com | satiate desires both subtle and
University of Arizona | gross; but it's not for the timid."
Computer Science | -- Q
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