(Misdirected) Fan eMails for the Actor Jacob Pitts



(He's the guy in the middle, IMDB him.)


I am not the Actor Jacob Pitts, but because of the name I have been receiving fan emails for him time to time ever since Eurotrip came out. If I ever meet the actor some day, maybe I'll pass the emails on...
-Jacob Pitts (the Other)
(no subject)

hello. I\'m A--- from Romania and I saw Eurotrip tonight. Great movie in deed!!!I love you and Scott Mechlowicz. I don\'t know what to say any more because is late and I\'m tired.The ideea to writte an e-mail to you was really great. I\'m so happy. I don\'t know if I wrote the words corectly, I\'m exactly like you with German , but with English. I will be very happy if you could writte to me. Thank you for your existing Hope to hear from you soon, A---
(Subject: FORM A FAN)

HELLO!! I´M D-- C--..AN ARGENTINIAN FAN... I THINK YOU ARE GREAT SINCE I SEE YOU AT SEX AND THE CITY... AND WHEN I SEE YOU AT EURO TRIP..SEX TOYR.. RECONIZE YOU... I´M 15 YAERS OLD...I´M SO SORY ABOUT THE WRITTIN ..BUT MY ENGLISH IT´S NOT VERY WELL--- OK...LOTS OF KISSES!!! LOVES, P-
(Subject: hi..)

hi jacob.....i watched your movie EUROTRIP...im so happy to watch it...because im very obsess to you because your so handsome, cute, lovingly...since i watched your movie ...ill just want to congratulate you ...jacob....now i realize that im so obsess with you so that if i have a time ill visit you at arizona...and i know it will come true im a FILIPINO from the phillipines ...and ill just want you to be my chatmate with a private association...soon it would come...hoping for your reply....as soon as possible... thanks for your service in the hollywood industry...i love you so much....as soon as possible for your reply...I LOVE YOu :P
(Subject: from venezuela:))

hey ..wasap... congrats about eurotrip ..i really enjoy a lot the movie..ehmm just want it to tell you that i hope to see you act in another movie to enjoy your peculiar performance again. well .. greetings mortal from far far away..from a girl from venezuela.. see ya
(Subject: your biggest fan R---)

Hi, Jacob Pitts, or jp for short.I am your biggest fan! I love all your movies! I think your a great actor and comedian even when you had a short role like in K- 19 the widowmaker. I first saw you in Eurotrip when my brother told me he saw the movie and Cooper is cool. My brother is not gay, but he thinks your character is the coolest character in the whole movie. He's 17. Anyway, My mom was watching lifetime, because she watches it every minute of the day,and that was when I first saw "We were thw Mulvaneys" and then realized that you played the brother who almost killed a guy for his sister. I think thats cool that you can play a tough guy and a funny guy. That makes you a great actor. I hope to see you in future movies again, and hope to write to you in the future lol
(no subject)

I am very sorry, for the mix up. I got the email address mixed up. I realize that you are not the famous actor jacob pitts. but you are a different person with the same name as the origanal jacob pitts. sorry again for the mix up. the difference is you have a "R" in the middle of jacob and pitts. you wanabe
(Subject: Hey I love Eurotrip)

Hi, My name is K-- and I just wanted to say hi and that I love your movie Eurotrip. I was also wondering if I could get to know you to beause I have been looking for some one lately that I could develope a cool friendship with. Im gothic so I hope that doesnt bother you any does it??? Well the picture of me is when I was 16 in high school but I have gained a lot of weight over the past years lately so now Im a 140 and not 110 anymore which makes me very frustrated. I don't mean to sound like most girls that just wants to have a actor as a boyfriend but you seem pretty cool.It would be nice though. I do Medieval Victorian Calligraphy and Medieval Victorian Art,Im a Nail Tech, I make Roses, I'll probably post mail you some of my art to you with your name on it. Im a Romantic Goth but lately my stuff has been getting taken away from an idiot and Im about to kick her out soon. Im 23 and my birthday is July -,so I just had a birthday a couple Fridays ago. But I hope you write me back soon thanks for taking the time to read this email that Im typing to you. Oh yeah...what do you look like now??? Im seeing all these different pics of this guy on your web pages and Im wondering...where's Jake??? lol...so send me a pic my adress is... ---- Colorado Springs Co, ----- and it's K- -- thanks.
Yours, K-
P.S. I may be on AIM to my name will be ---------...Thanks
(no subject)

hey jacob!!! I don´t know you´ll get ever this email but i hope. I am sorry but my English is very bad, because i am german and i am 12 years old!!! But i hope you can read my email!!! I saw the film Eurotrip and i like it!!!!! Okay, that film isn´t for 12 years old girls but i like it!! And i think you are a good actor!!!!! I know this sounds silly but i like you, too!!!!! And maybe you like to write me back!! Okay then. I don´t know what English people writes to the end of a letter!!! I wish you will be a popular actor and have a lot of succes!!!! (grüße?) C-- A question :can you speak or write German??????